What About Doing It the Fun Way?

That would be nice. I mean, I wish I was not at the point where I was ordering sperm online to have someone turkey baste into my vagina, but this is the life I am living. I did ask a friend of mine if he wanted a baby…he does not. I am going to continue trying to convince him over the next month or so. I mean it’s a good deal, I am offering as little or as much part in it as he wants, he can have zero relationship or be a full-on dad, never have to pay child support and not have to worry about taking me to all of the doctor appointments. Plus, he is 37 and still single so I figure he might want a kid one day.

So far it is a no, but I won’t give up just yet. It would also save me about $2,000/trial and we could even try it the fun way if we wanted. Although I think I would need to be really drunk for that as we are just friends…maybe not the best way to start a pregnancy but I am sure that is how a LOT of babies are made.